Eric: So...how was the concert?
Talena: OK.....
Eric: Anyway I am gonna ask you some questions for the fans about your life and the band.
Talena: OK....Shoot!
Eric: Did you do any of the bass lines for the new album?
Talena:(looks at Eric with a grin)WHat kinda stupid question is that? Of course I did!
Eric:Ummm sorry.....it is just what the fans wanted to know.
Talena: Sure it was......
Eric: Are you single?
Talena: Let me guess....you wanted to know right?
Eric: No! It was what some of your fans wanted to know....
Talena: (gets pissed) You wanted to know that not the fans! your full of bullshit! I am outta here, I don't need to take stupid interviews with you!(gets up out of the chair and walks towards the door)
Eric:(starts to cry like a baby) Please don't leave...I am sorry please...come back.....
Talena:OK....(walks back and sits down)
Eric:OK...so how is the new album gonna sound like?
Talena: well it is gonna be a mixture of rap, pop, country. It is gonna feature britany spears on the album doing guess vocals.
Eric: Sounds pretty lame to me..in fact it is bullshit!
Talena: Hey!(socks Eric so hard that he falls over in his chair)
Eric:Ah Shit!
Talena: I was just jokin! Goddamn you! you can't take a joke?!
Eric: Ok I'm sorry
Talena: good, son-a-va-bitch!
Eric: What is your favorite pass time?
Talena: Torturing goth boys
Eric: May I ask how?
Talena: I cut there dicks off and shove it up there asses!
Eric:Ummm.....(Moves away from talena)
Talena: It's ok I am not gonna do it to you yet...
Eric: Yeah un huh...
Talena: I want to ask you something
Eric: what?
Talena: YOu have a crush on me don't you?
Eric:(sighs) Yes....
Talena: that is what I thought
Eric: Sooo...
Talena: I would never date your ugly ass anyways!
Eric: Oh...(starts to get tears in his eyes)
Talena: stop your crying, crybaby
Eric: ok.....(stops crying) What is your favorite band?
Talena: Ummmm......White Zombie/Rob Zombie
Eric: cool!
Talena: Listen I have to go....
Eric: Please don't!
Talena: I have a date with Dale Gore
Eric: what the hell! I'll kill him!
Talena: Shut up your a pussy, you can't even hurt a damn fly!
Eric: Yes I could!
Talena: No you can't!
Eric: whatever.....
Talena: I am tired of this
Eric: go on then bitch!
Talena: What!?(pulls out a flamethrower)
Eric: Ummm I was only just kiddin!
Talena: Kid this!(sets Eric on fire)
Eric: Holy Sh**, God damn, Motherf**ker!!!!!!!!!
Talena: HA! HA!
Eric: NO....(dies)
Talena: Sucker, I wasn't dating Dale anyways....Time to take another victim...ummm I mena interview heh heh..
THE END!!!!!!!!!
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